Anonymous asked: You're so full of shit, you pretentious douche. Your writing is tedious and boring, full of juvenile syntax, uninventive dialog, telegraphed emotions, and hackneyed sci-fi tropes. Your Hollywood experience is probably just as made up as your facts. Your book isn't fit for William Gibson to wipe his ass with. You think the cost of a camera is the most significant part of a budget? You fucking ignorant hack.
Glad you came back! And in top form I see. I don’t think the camera is the biggest part of a budget, nothing I said suggests that. I said 3D is within a budget made possible by a popular book.
But you said something here that really offends me and I have to put it straight. William Gibson is famous not only for Neuromancer but for his exclusive use of Charmin’s double quilted toilet paper. Charmin Double Quilted is easily the softest sanitary paper on the market and your comparison of Valhalla to such a luxurious wiping stock is unfair. Valhalla is printed on 120wt coarse undyed paper with >40% recycled pulp. It doesn’t stand a chance against the remnant feces of an author like William Gibson.
Valhalla simply wasn’t written to clean the stray crumbles of excrement from the founder of cyberpunk. It’s meant to be read and enjoyed. So no, Valhalla is not fit for William Gibson to wipe his ass with but really that was never the intent. You wouldn’t judge a goldfish for its ability to climb trees, nor a sloth on its ability to swim (EDIT I’ve been informed Sloths are great swimmers). So why do you insist on judging my novel by merit of its stool removal capacity? It’s much better judged on the merits of its “juvenile syntax, uninventive dialog, telegraphed emotions, and hackneyed sci-fi tropes”. I invite anyone to check out the first two chapters for free on Amazon and see for themselves what the novel is good for. Because it’s certainly not fit for your suggested use.
Valhalla: Unfit for William Gibson to wipe his ass with.